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Sites for writers...
...and just for fun.

UK Authors Resource and Showcase site
Skytrucker
CK Publishing
The Onion
Idon't feel 50!
Carillon Magazine
BuzzWords Magazine
Paul Holmes' homepage
Hippyland Cards
Writelink
UK Small Presses
Scribble
Cherrybite Publications
Writer In Ireland
Labyrinth
John Ravenscroft homepage
Willie Meikle's homepage
Planetree
The Internet Hippie
Rejection Collection
Barry Cannon - TUBES
Young UKAuthors
Fat Louis' Humorous Articles


Just ONE click...
...feeds a child for a day.
THE HUNGER SITE


Tree of Life

Interesting stuff to read
So What's Wrong With My Short Story?
Help wanted - desperate for a rejection slip!
Roald Dahl and Revolting Recipes
What is Published?
Food, Love and Death
Ten Story Beginnings to Avoid
Where Art Collides!
Interview with Robert Rankin
Interview with Patricia Scanlan
Interview with Dale Brown

Random Quotes
When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde

Breast Cancer Site
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A UKA PRESS RELEASE

A NECESSARY KILLING

About the author
About the book
Read an excerpt

Click For full Cover Image

HILARY LLOYD

ISBN 978-1-905796-00-7

Price: £10.99

248 pages

Released July 2006

Click HERE to order.


 
WELCOME TO ANDREA'S RAMBLINGS

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Welcome to my site which will, I hope, afford you a chuckle or two.

Although I was born in London, I’ve been living and working in The Netherlands for the last 25 years.

I began writing as a child but when, in the early 70s, Flower Power reared its enticing head I upped stakes, left England, and spent several years travelling in North Africa, Spain and France. I finally surfaced, finances seriously depleted, in Amsterdam and began my Dutch career by selling my artwork on the street and in local markets.

After spending another few years struggling with the language (not the easiest one to learn), I started working as a translator. In such spare time I had, and in between raising two kids, I amused myself by writing humorous (so I’m told!) short stories and writing-related articles and conducting interviews, many of which, to my total amazement, have since been published in the UK, Canada and Australia and appeared in such illustrious publications as Buzzwords, Writers Cauldron, Voyage, Writers Muse, Plume, Asphyxia (AUS), Scribble and many others.

My articles and interviews can also be found on various websites, including, of course, UKAUTHORS,

My first book, Blood and Wine are Red, a collection of 40 humorous tales, has been published as a paperback, and I hope to have a second collection on the shelves shortly.

I take great delight in, and have no qualms about poking fun at the absurdity of human nature and this is reflected, I think, in my work.

I’m also Chief Exec of UK AUTHORS, an online Writers’ Resource and Showcase Site

In my spare time (!) I also run THE UKA PRESS, a small press, independent publishing house, publishing prose and poetry.

Please feel free to contact me HERE with any moans, groans, suggestions, observations and/or compliments.


VISIT THE RESOURCES Click below to find out about:

Markets, Competitions, Small Presses, Links,
Agents, Events, Publishers...and loads more

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HOW IT HAPPENED HERE

UKA Press are delighted to announce the forthcoming release of acclaimed film historian and author Kevin Brownlow's book HOW IT HAPPENED HERE. The book is the story of how the award-winning film It Happened Here was made, and contains almost 100 pictures, mostly stills from the film, and an introduction by film critic and Chaplin biographer David Robinson.

Read an excerpt (PDF)

Note: We still have a limited number of pre-publication Hay Festival first editions available, which we're offering at a 25% discount (£7.49 + p&p (UK postage £1.40)) to UKAuthors.com members, PLUS each copy will include a surprise free gift! You can order copies by sending an email to David Gardiner HERE

Click here for the full cover

(Click on image to view full cover)
ISBN:

Milestone Films>>>
International Historic Films>>>
British Film Institute>>>

Available to order now from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk

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Blood and Wine Are Red

AVAILABLE FROM AMAZON.COM and BARNES AND NOBLE

And these UK bookstores

WHAT THEY SAY:
‘A great read!’ – Amanda Gillies, Writers’ Brew Press.
‘I enjoyed it immensely.’ – Calum Kerrr, CK Publishing.
‘Made me chuckle!’ – Zoe King, Buzzwords.
‘Short and sharp, qualities I admire.’ – John Steer, AsWellAs.
‘Very amusing!’ – Amanda Morgan, Splizz.
‘Everything I look for in a short story.’ – David Howarth, Park Publications.
‘Love the humour and light touch.’ – Jan Bentley, Plume.

Read David Gardiner's review

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GIVING YOUR WORDS WORTH


There’s no denying that this book can hardly be described as a tome. Crammed, however, with unique tips, hard information, advice and ideas on how to successfully publish your work, it’s a must-have for anyone who aims to earn real money from the written word - and a treasure-trove for anyone who just loves writing (and would like to make a few sales).
Available HERE


 
Read some of my tales
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NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH
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ONE STRIKE AND YOU'RE OUT
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YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD
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PRETTY AS A PICTURE
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PATRICK AND THE POT
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PUMPING IRON
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YES, DEAR
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THE BIG ISSUE
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KEEPING UP APPEARANCES
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HATTIE'S GHOST
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TWIN SOULS
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SAVING GRACE
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MIND OVER MATTER
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KISSING MISTLETOE
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LIFE IS BUT A DREAM
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A FISHY BUSINESS
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CASPER AND THE EXTERMINATOR
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EASTER BUNNY

Published by UKA Press

PUBLISHED BY UKA PRESS


KEITH MOON STOLE MY LIPSTICK

About the author
About the book
Read an excerpt

JUDITH WILLS

Keith Moon and Judith on The BBC

ISBN 978-1-905796-18-2

Price £8.99
204 pages

Released: August 2008

Order from UK Bookshops HERE
Order from Borders (UK) HERE
Order from Amazon.co.uk HERE
Order from Amazon.com HERE
Order from Barnes and Noble HERE

THE MMM GIRL
Marilyn Monroe, by herself

ISBN 978-1-905796-13-7
About the author
About the book
Read an excerpt

The Mmm Girl trailer on YOUTUBE

TARA HANKS
( www.tarahanks.org)

'...Tara Hanks’ novel “The Mmm Girl” - a novel about the life of Marilyn Monroe as she might have told it...gave me chills. In her book, Tara delves into the mind of the legendary actress and tells her story from Marilyn’s own perspective. I’ve read several biographies of Marilyn’s life and always thought to myself, “I wonder how it must have felt for her coming from a broken home and making it so big …” and here, Hanks has found a way to attempt to answer that question...' -- Susan Heidi, artist

Price £10.99
348 Pages

Order from Amazon.com HERE
Order from UK bookshops HERE

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SCREEN OF CHANGE

About the author
About the book
Read an excerpt (PDF)

PETER HOPKINSON

ISBN 978-1-905796-12-0

Price £12.99

Order from UK bookshops HERE
Order from Amazon.com HERE



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